alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

No need to investigate

Evidently, the position many Republicans would take if hundreds of screaming people broke down the locked doors and windows of their home to gain entry, marauded through the house, kicked down bedroom doors looking for the children - cowering under their beds in fear of their lives and whom the uninvited guests were threatening to hang by the neck until dead - stole personal papers and computers, shot tear gas and bear repellent at family members, severely injured several and directly caused the deaths of several others.

"There is no need to investigate", many elected Republicans said of the January 6, 2021 storming of the Capitol by Trump partisans.