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children in Uganda who are being forced to become soldiers by the LRA, to fight against their government and their families. these children are forced to kill their families and friends. they are called invisible children because so many have no idea they exist, they live and die without record.
a group called the invisible children (founded by three college students who went to Uganda) found out about this war and are now trying to help them by building awareness, sending money, and have set up a station in Uganda to help these people.
today i found out about invisible children, you wouldn't belive what they go through.
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A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".
"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirated her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."
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When a woman has more to her then it seems.
where you know she'll fuck up your life but you want her just the same.
a temptress in ye olde english
She has a built in ability-to take everything she sees...
and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her!
she seems to have an invisible touch (yeah)
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A Pretned Animal You Hit When People In Your Car Are Not Wearing Their Seatbelts. Or When You Need To Make A Usless Abrupt Stop.
OMG LOOK OUT!!
(BREAKS REALLLY HARD)
WHAT!!?!?
Oh Never Mind It Was Just And Invisible Squirrel.
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After sex with your partner you go about your daily routine in their house acting like you can not see or hear them.
Dude, I got to do the Invisable girl to this woman last night.
Did you tell her that you were doing it?
Of course not.
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when someone is under the influence of cocaine or methamphetamine and cannot control his/her hands in such a way that it looks as if they are typing on an invisible typewriter.
Me: "hey loudog, look at dj, he's being all wiggles"
Loudog: "fuck his life. he's doing the invisible typewriter on his 32."
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During doggy-style sex, you attempt to switch to anal. When met with resistance and have successfully penetrated, you tase the woman as she trys to pull away, like she's trying to cross an invisible fence.
She'll learn, they always do.
The tasing causes immediate ejaculation for the male.
"Her asshole was taunting me.... I just had to throw it in. I knew it wasnt gonna fly, so as soon as I got it in, I pushed her up to the invisible fence."