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The scariest month of the year for people who are gullible and insecure. Particularly because of the "April Fools" holiday jokes, where there are no holds barred.
During April fools, my friends convinced me that my girlfriend broke up with me. Gullible and insecure me fell for the joke. Eventually, they told me they were just kidding. Later that day, my girlfriend broke up with me.
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A person displaying slightly psychotic tendencies, prone to paranoia and downright meaness
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a penis of a man.
Usally around about 9 inches,
example:
that dude has a HUGE April!
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APRIL IS AWESOME !!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A super awesome person, most likely obsessed with Harry Potter, and loves the color purple. She loves to sing, acts sort of strange most of the time, and loves to dance.. secretly.
Gets along with many people, is intelligent, tends to be unable to spell most of the time. Loves grammar, but sort of sucks at it when she isn't paying attention, and loves English (school subject).
Person 1: Woah! She's supermegafoxyawesomehot!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real April!
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It’s snowing and no one fucking knows why
Guy 1: yo why is it snowing
Guy 2: it’s April
Guy 1: it’s FUCKING SPRING
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An April is a person who has lots of friends. Her competitive attitude allows people to enjoy playing against her and she makes life fun. Without her, people would be hopelessly lost, so be grateful for her. Commonly, an April is quite the romantic, and usually is hopelessly in love with a man. Try to steal April's boyfriend, and you'll die a slow and painful death.
Friend: "Oh my gosh here comes April!"
Other friend: "This is going to be so much more fun now that April's here!"
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