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Oh my stop sucking and fucking me oh my sex is fucking good of my dick let me put it in your vagina oh oh sex sex fuck fuck my dick is in your fucking bitching vagina we are naked oh fuck
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when the outfit you choose to wear looks fresh as fuck and you get praised by all the ladies.
“bro what you think of these joggers?” “Nah bro don’t even worry you got a calm fit on, id kiss you.”
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To relax in ones sexually frustrated testicular region
Why don't you build me a bridge and calm a nut
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This is a word from the Chinese Twitter named Weibo. This word means calm down or relax. It is a pop expression in Chinese. This is the direct translation from the sound-transformed of that Chinese word.
A: I've got freakin out!
B: Egg-calm! Egg-calm!
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Only the coolest band out there. One day they'll be famous
...one day
o. i'm not they're stalker, me???? NOOOOO. I'm a cousin, of a friend of theirs, incase you wanted to know.
*runs away*
www.lucidcalm.com (new, site, under construction)
www.tripod.com/e_choes (old site)
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some girl: like OMG...it's that hott guy from that band that i've never listened to!!!
some other girl: which one, they're all hott?
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some guy: you girls are losers
ANARCHY!!!!(<that has nothing to do with anything)
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Having a drink after an overly eventful night
After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.