Imports suck

1) Dechipered from the primitive language of the common "Redneckus Idiotus". Used to denounce anything (yet, usually cars) that have their origin in a country other than the U.S.A.

2) Phrase on a shirt, worn by the lower 30% of Ford/Chevy lovers.
Aka: Rednecks.

C. R. wears a shirt that states "Imports suck". He is a redneck, and nobody likes him.

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Import-friend

That one friend, which lives so far away, that you have to ship him to your house

Friend A: is friend B coming to the party?
Me: yeah but he gotta sleep here or he can only stay till 6pm
Friend A: yeah he's an import-friend isn't he.

pussy import

1. An act of bringing a girl from another town or city over the weekend and not dating local girls.
2. Dating a girl from a university other than yours.

Hey guys, this weekend I had to do a pussy import.

Why do you always have to do pussy imports man, dating local girls is way better.

Imported Cars

Hungry, eat your imported car.
Thanks for putting alot of your country men outta a job.

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Self-importance

An exaggerated sense of one’s own value or importance. -Emeasoba George

Self-Importance is synonymous with arrogance.

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Important Person

A person who has a large amount of mail and or emails.

"Wow! You have a lot of mail in your mailbox Angie. You must be an Important Person!"

"Look at all those emails! Now HE is an Important Person."

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import models

fake, plastic, ugly girls who layer their faces with pounds of makeup in attempts to please the masses with their so called "goods." sadly enough plastic surgeons are progressively perfecting the art of turning beasts into beauties. oh the deception.

Import Models
Jeri Lee
Tila tequila
Jenny Chu
and many many more..unfortunately

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