Random
Source Code
Random
a nation famous for its professionalism in football diving tactics to win matches against stronger opponents on the day.
66👍 142👎
A little and ancient country, once was the core of Roman Empire, but now is a poor ad unstable nation infected by racism between north and south people, and ruled by criminal organization, like the Ndragheta, the Camorra, the United Holy Crown, the Mafia (most popular) and, powerest of all, the Vatican State.
At the sight of foreigners Italy seem a rich country, just because it host some luxury corporation, even rated in stock-exchanges, but most of the people, almost 60.000.000 of persons, lives at the edge of poverty, in a climax of ignorance and hate, for the superstitons spreaded by the catholic church
In Italy even a leaf can't move if the Pope doesn't want
36👍 81👎
short form for "i truly always love you"
mark: Italy
jane:omg! i love you too!
15👍 27👎
A country renowned for its military prowess.
Italy sent their army into Ethiopia in the 30's to overthrow the government of Haile Selassie and establish a colony...they were expelled by natives with spears.
84👍 219👎
Home to the world's hairest, most abrassive and generally annoying people. Living off the glory of the former roman empire, which spoke Latin, not Italian. Get over yourself Italy. You're country is a piece of crap now, and pissed of that its neighbors to the north are a hell of a lot better.
Person 1: Wow, that girls pretty hairy, she must be Greek.
Person 2: No man, I think she's from Italy.
83👍 221👎
Home to the most Ethnocentric, Conceited and Hairy people.
Andrew: Damn, that italian girl is so conceited.
Jeff: Yeah, especially since she shaved all that arm hair.
Frank: Italy sucks
84👍 242👎
Hey hey papa, give me wine!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
I can't forget the taste,
Of the bolognese I ate before!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Looking closely, there's Earth!
Or maybe it's Earth?
I'm Hetalia!
Ah, with just a stroke of paint,
A wonderful world can be seen
Let's have a toast with our boots!
Hetalia!
("Ah, I'm hungry. I want to eat pasta!")
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Suddenly, there's Earth!
Lie on your back, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!
Ah, with just some boiling,
A recipe that will make you cry with joy
("The noodles are al dente.")
The zipper of dreams is fully opened!
Hetalia!
Hey, hey, fratello1, give me pasta!
While you're at it, sorella2, please boil it!
Oi, oi, nonno3, peace is great
Yes, yes, bambino4 (is that for me?)
Here, here, papa, give me wine
Hey, hey, mama, hey, hey, mama!
I can't forget the taste,
Of the bolognese I ate before!
Hetalia
Hetalia
Useless Hetalia!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!
Ah, with just a stroke of paint,
A wonderful world can be seen
Let's have a toast with our boots!
Hetalia!
Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness
An exploration with our boots!
Hetalia!
Person 1: Hey have you seen Italy?
Person 2: ne ne papa
2👍 2👎