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a mental and physical illness in which one cannot stop doing tiktok dances, listening to tiktok sounds and music and spends over 8 hours on tikok per day
"why are you renegading?"
"I have tiktok-itis"
the uncontrollable urge to wear short shorts year round
dude 1: damn it's thirty degrees outside and that chick is wearing short shorts...
dude 2: she must have mackee-itis
1. Excessive preoccupation with, indulgence in, reliance on, or possession of the qualities of Arya.
2. Any of a series of social conditions or tendencies to be exposed to Arya regarded as abnormal.
I can't stop thinking about tall, dark-haired Persian men. Got that Arya-itis.
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A newly discovered disease, most commonly found developing amongst women. A woman will develop several emotions all at once or go through each emotion in a matter of 4 minutes from dealing with a dirty ho.
Known causes:
1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.
Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.
Girl, it's just a bad case of Ho-itis.
Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!
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wrist condition caused by overuse of the wii, sort of like carpral tunnel
I can't write cause of my wii-itis
1. The inexplicable desire to act like a hipster. Symptoms include wearing Ray-Ban Wayfarers, listening to Sufjan Stevens, and/or refusing to buy anything "mainstream."
It became clear Courtney had contracted Hipster-itis when she decided to move to Seattle to pursue a career in graphic design.
A disease that is quickly spreading across nerds around the world. It is crucially important to know the causes and symptoms so you don't suffer the same fate:
Cause: Discovering sporcle, a trivia website that quizzes you on basically everything. Very fun, but also quickly addicting.
Symptoms: You may have sporcle-itis if you have experienced any of these symptoms:
- Loss of sleep by trying to get a perfect score on a quiz
- Overheating of your computer due to an excess of time spent on it
- Lack of motivation to do anything social, as it may cut in to your sporcle time
- Loss of color to the skin due to lack of time outside
If you or a loved one is experiencing any of these symptoms, please go to sporcle.com now to satisfy your needs.
Billy: Hey LeShawn, come to my party this weekend. There's gonna be a ton of hot babes there!
LeShawn: Party? Weekend? NO!! That means I'm not at my computer, and not trying to get all of the top 100 movie characters of all time on Sporcle! <Crawls back into basement>
Billy: Damn, he's got some major sporcle-itis.
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