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What this country is without, proof of which is the fact Kavanaugh managed to be elected
There is no justice in this country anymore
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Justice is pretty, caring, loving, smart, and athletic! She loves sports and being active! She is always trying to make a way to show the world positive things! Even if she is having a bad day she always tries to make yours better. She is very smart and can do almost any math problem if she wants to! She is an amazing artist and writer. She loves drawing and writing so much. She has a great fashion sense. Even though she is so pretty she is not afraid to lay back and wear PJ's all day! If you stab her in the back get ready for a bullet in yours. If you hurt her she will come right back and kill you. A lot of boys fall in love with her looks as soon as they see her and eventually fall in love with her personality too! You will never see her being a bad friend! She has the greatest sense of humor as well!
Boy #1: wow! Who is that gorgeous girl!?
Boy #2: Justice! Duh! Shes like the prettiest girl ever, but shes even nicer and funnier.
Boy #1: lets go talk to her!
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Justice is an awesome person that will always make you happy. He may tease you at first but he’ll be there to help you make the right decisions along the road. All the girls LOVE him he’s a real “charmer”. He’ll help talk you out of things that aren’t good and he has an amazing singing voice. He’s super tall for his age, and super handsome for his age. He may tease you in front of his friends but when it’s just the two of you, you guys can keep a conversation going forever. You can never ask for a better friend than Justice, he’s got your back like cheese on macaroni. He’s your guy to stick with, don’t let him go Macaroni wouldn’t be so good with out it’s cheese now would it?
New girl- “ Whoooo’s thaaat”
Other girl- “ Oh that’s Justice, he’s so nice and soooo handsomely cute”
New girl- “ Dibs”
( please submit this, this is like the tenth time I’ve tried this...)
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A slang term for penis, used in conjunction with the word "delivered" for amusing puns.
Dylan: Man, how far did you get with Brooke last night?
Tom: Dude, I totally delivered my justice right in her face.
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A juwfag bitch ass nigger pussy that sucks big huge fat dick.
My brother is a justice
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A man displaying behavioral patterns similar to Assholes, Dicks, and Jerks. this type of behavior includes being a dick to your girlfriend, canceling plans, and always talking about yourself.
"did he cancel plans again? he's being such a justice right now"
"dude, homes. DON'T be a justice right now."
"STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF!!! you are behaving like such a Justice. i can't take it."
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1: (Judge:) I sentence you to a year of not eating marshmallows. (Audience claps now that justice is done)
2: (Me:) Justice is a dish best served roasted.
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