Jacoby

The most absolute handsome person on the planet, better than everybody else.
Just being with him makes you want to pass out because of his awesomeness.
If you have this name, you get to take out everybody's hot mom.
Additionally, if you have this name and your last name begins with a L, B, C, or M; YOU ARE ELITE! The peak, the GOAT!!
SUIII

Jacoby is really fun to hang out with.

Jacoby

A Jacoby is when there's a lil bit of crystal in the bottom of bowl and you make it last for an hour. Also 1 drop is 1,200 Jacobys.

Hey bro you got any grapes? No, I just got this Jacoby, sorry..

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Jacoby is the one person who has never had a girlfriend and will never have one in the future

Jacoby is my friend but not that kind of friend

Jacoby

Ja⚬co⚬by

A godlike figure, only used for spherical people who share, and Jacoby himself.

Wow, isn't she such a Jacoby?