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JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
Teacher: Jake you passed the test
JAKEY: "JAKEY"
Jakey is the type of person who always makes yourself feel better. Dwane Johnson is almost as cocky as Jakey. Also a huge Star Wars Lego nerd. Don’t let him have your toes.
Jakey: Can I crack your toes?
Toe: breaks in half
a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.
yeah i was talking to jakey
A sick lad with a huge cock. He loves showing his snake to all the boys. All the men love him.
Jakey has a way with all the men
A fucking sick lad with a huge cock and loves using it with men.
Jakey is the lad with all the dudes
If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.
- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?
- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.