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jared

a dick

jared: i like this girl

girl: i like you too
jared: can we be friends

by kennnnny February 16, 2019


Jared

A good person with a good sense of humor

Jared is like sooooooooooo funney

by Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi April 18, 2018

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jared

a person who is slightly random and on occasion cray but all around flippin awesome. Someone you know will be there when it counts.

Oh my word, you are SOO Jared

by Lfcangel9 February 18, 2010

176πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


jared

really tall guy who is an athlete mixed with a nerd, movie buff, also refered to as the elusiv whit man

they went to jared

by 7layersofsin June 1, 2010

89πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Jared

Full of charm, knows right things to say, knows right things to do, is very aware, manipulator, egotistic, loves children, can be amazing in bed with teaching. A man that will own & then destroy your heart leaving you to wonder wtf just happened? History of repeating.

He pulled a Jared. That's Jared!

by brknfarytale February 2, 2010

1146πŸ‘ 788πŸ‘Ž


Jared

Jared is basically god, he has the biggest cock in the world. He plans to join the marines, and looks the part. He is a republican, and a pro at debate. He has the sexiest blue eyes. His flattop is flatter than the earth. Jared is not human he's just to ripped to be human he is a mystical creature. There can only be one Jared in the universe because the fibers of reality can barely handle the power that is Jared’s pelvic thrust.

Jared is so sexy

by Spokanesumo June 3, 2019

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jared

A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3

"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"

by HockeyGrl450 January 26, 2009

1465πŸ‘ 1042πŸ‘Ž