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an amazing person who is good at everything he does. most dylan jarvis's are atractive and are the life of a party because they love to get shwasted!
That Dylan Jarvis kid is totally fuckin that donkey! He is so cool! I wish I could be like him!
When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)
Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back
Slang for a hot cup of coffee.
Its cold out. I could really go for some cool Jarvis
FaZe Jarvis is a Twitch streamer who got banned from Fortnite and cried on video about getting banned
Person 1:Bro, you know FaZe Jarvis got banned in Fortnite Right?
Person 2:Yeah. I saw him Cry on video about it.
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A crypto scammer who won one boxing match and thinks he's all that
Faze Jarvis
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Pencil dick having ass who is the definition of a 2-pump-chump (see also: 1-minute wonder) -- Makes up for where he lacks downstairs with his awful, boring personality. Fuck yourself, Jarvis.
Brandy: Really, less than a minute again?
Jarvis: It's in my nature, babe. I can't fix it. Let's go grab some numbing gel.
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Putting your girl/boyfriends before your life long friends
Antonym Phrase: Bro's before ho's
He never hangs out with us anymore, only with that new Girl friend, hes Pullin' A Jarvis.
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