Jase Ballenger is one of the mcs in the Dance of Thieves duology. He is hopelessly obsessed with his only love, Kazi. Almost like Kazi is so hopelessly lost in her trauma. It’s funny
Jase, oh Jase
Start making smart choices
or you’ll be cut with Wren’s mace
also Kazi still hears voices
<3
I really came through with that Jase Ballenger rhyme, didn’t i
Jase LeBlanc sucks at math and is nothing compared to Fatty
Fuck you Jase Leblanc
He is a simp, but you still love him anyway. You can't get with him, but you want to because he is an amazing person(kinda). You think his older brother is hot and he knows, but he is used to it. You let out hints sometimes to let him know that you like him but can't ever be with him.
Girl 1: OMG, go tell Jase you like him
Girl 2: I can't.
He's good, you're not. Get good nubs.
Omg, it's Jase he's so much better than you and your mom!