-jebus-

A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.

Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!

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jebus

A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.

People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board!

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jebus

black jesus that can turn water into crack

guy1: whos jebus

guy2:black jesus

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Jebu

1 It can Mean n00b, ch00b, in most cases due to the fact these words have been used many a times and other people cannot grasp the fact that its overused.

2 In Some cases it means newbie.. I have seen this used and it works but other people might recognize it as offensive..

3 Its a type of music. Jebu, funk, r&b, I have seen it called rap.. Although Most people refer to it as funk. A Simple google search on this might

1 -- Chat --
person1> I ju5t pWnD 7h15 Us3r!!!!
person2> God your a Jebu...
person1> fack U!
person2> #kill person1
person 1 has parted

2 -- chat--
person1> Can you teach me how to do this?
person2> Ok Jebu.. I'll teach you.
- so far so good.. heres the good ending
person1> Thank you!! :D
-Bad Ending
person1> What did you call me!?!?
person2> I called you a newbie
person1> :@
person2> -sigh- nvrmnd..

3 " Did you get that jebu albulm I sent you the other day?" , " Yea! I Love insert the funk/ect here "

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Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

Jebus Crew

N. A group of ugly or unattractive girls moving in a pack. The collective average rating for this group is around a 3, and the group usually centers around a queen jebus, who is often the charismatic and better looking leader with around a 4 rating. The term is derived from the uncontrollable yelling of "JEBUS" every time a jebus crew is sighted.

"Holy shit look at that jebus crew walking out from the math and science club's all you can eat cake fundraiser."
"JEBUS"

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jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris