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To shock ones peers with an abnormally disgusting comment that comes out of nowhere. Is usually followed by crickets, tumbleweed, or wind blowing through an empty barn.
See also: Conversation Killer
Hell yeah I'd jack off than five year old hermapherdite. Their semen tastes like dirty sea brine. Salty sweet!
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When you drop an article of food on your shirt while eating.
When you tell your bf about a hot encounter with another man and he sends you flowers or gifts in appreciation of sharing the hott story.
Getting Jeffed- Carrie totally got Jeffed with roses at work 30 mins after telling her bf about her amazing orgasms with Shawn last night .
When one decides to royally ruin another's face with their penis
Hey little lady how's about a face jeffing
1. A really cool, laid back, funny, and all around a great guy that has a tendency to fall for crazy women that lie, cheat, and ruin his life. Also he is a great cook and very very good in bed and never bottoms.
2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.
3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.
4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.
1. That guy is a real Chef Jef... Poor guy.
2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!
3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!
4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.
An intellectual giant and sex stamina God. A light in the dark.
No one shines as bright as Jef-A-Sun.
To have unprotected sex whilst knowing that you have an STD and not telling your partner
Cletus: dude, i dirty jef'd this bird last night
Friend: oh yeh? you should really wear a helmet next time
Cletus: nah fuck it, bitch be itching for dayz