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saying okay in a polite way (:
the train doesnt come for half an hour! oh skeen skeen jelly bean
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when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.
Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.
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someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
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National Jelly Bean day is celebrated on March 23rd, created by the YouTuber, Steamer, and Tiktok-er; JellyBean.
"HAPPY NATIONAL JELLY BEAN DAY"
On April 22nd! Don't forget to celebrate :)
Also Earth Day and my birthday!
Hey, tomorrow's National Jelly Bean Day! Let's go buy some.
A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.
~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.
Telling some one you care or love
Showing them you got a cute nick name can help catch their attention. Show how cute you can be
Telling some one you care or love
You know what i mean jelly bean
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