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What happens when a bboying move, kickstep, goes completely wrong, mutated, dysfunctional, and looks utterly like shit. Apparently a new fad, which we all know will disappear in a few months.
*This definition is somewhat compared between jerking and bboying(breakdancing), since we all know that nowadays we have idiots copying real shit off youtube and claiming it as their own "original" move*
CHARACTERISTICS OF A JERKER:
- Most jerkers tend to speak like a person who has had just one week of ESL.
Bboy: "Shit bro, that session we had last night was dope as hell..."
Jerker: "yall niggas jerk? can u do spongebob?"
Bboy: "Wtf are you talking about?"
- Jerkers tend to be African-American decent and are usually seen wearing tight ass pants, which is really fucking ironic since they were the ones making fun of people during the tight-pants-skater fad.
- Jerkers tend to shit their pants a lot. Why the hell do they sag their skin tight pants so much? There has to be a reason behind that!
- A bboy spends months-years mastering basic moves. Jerking is learned in 5 minutes off youtube. Now, how the hell do you call jerking an intricate dance? Yes I know this isn't a characteristic but I just wanted to throw this out
INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT JERKING
- Jerking looks like shit, hmm self explanatory on that one.
- Jerkers tend to use moves from bboying, such as knee drops, half assed inverts, simple freezes, etc. Again, can be learned in 5 minutes.
- Jerking is just retarded, do not be caught in this trend or whatever you wanna call it. If you want to see real shit, go to your local jam and hop in a cypher. I swear if you pull off your jerking bullshit you will not only get fucking slaughtered but a good slap in the face.
Jerker: "I'm gonna pull off my reject and my spongebob in this cypher circle!"
*Gets pushed aside, kicked in the face, and used as a human speed stimulator to determine who has the strongest and fastest kicking flares*
Jerking is retarded, end of discussion. If you want to learn a real dance, learn bboying. At least you feel accomplished getting new moves or getting props from real niggas at jams.
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The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.
Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself
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a dance that everybody do in l.a. and longbeach (southern cali). originated in l.a. a click called action figures can jerk good. (check it out on youtube)!!
that nigga gary from action figures can jerk good
i know he look hella bomb when he go to the floor wiff it.
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A derogatory term that can be used in any situation and on anyone or anything.
"Dammit, Dan, you jerk. You say jerk so much that you are supersaturating it into everyday vocabulary so that it will soon lose all meaning."
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The derivative of acceleration. Also known as the third derivative of the position/time function.
The jerk is usually experienced by people when their car jolts forward. It is the change in acceleration as a function of time.
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A dance that originated in California
They wear tight ball hugger jeans, but have recently found a solution by making them stretchy. It does still make them look like women because of the fact that they want to look anorexic
All jerkers are automatically byterz and swagga jack moves from other street dances such as bboying, or cwalking.
Their only "original" moves are the reject, spongebob, dipping and their "jerk". Basically going squatting down as if you were on top for the cowgirl position and moving your hips fluidly as if you were having sex to slow music.
Although now they tend to not use their own moves, but are heavily into using kneedrops which they have retardedly labeled as a pindrop.
Jerking now has tried to become fresh by rejecting what they had tried to reject in the first place. They use various moves in c-walk and then going into kneedrop combos while using breakdance moves such as flares,headstand, helicopter (attempts), handstands, inverts, no-hopping airflares and other various moves.
(All moves are performed as attempts and are very shitty. To have a very good example, look at how Justin Bieber breakdances, except a lot slower with more kneedrops!)
Most likely in the future they will rename all of these and perform them half-assedly to make them their own moves.
Their favorite phrase is probably: "I can do that" because of their confidence to be able to be a good partner for guys in prison.
A jerker goes to a circle where people are dancing.
1 of 2 things will happen.
Scenario 1:
Jerker: Hey dude, I can do that!
(Does some retarded shit in the circle)
Non-Jerker: GTFO byter, you fucking suck.
(Gets burned and owned)
Everyone else: BOO, JERKING IS GAY!! Breakdancing is so much cooler.
Scenario 2:
Jerker: Hey let's all have a jerk-off
Jerker 2: Oh yeah, let get in on this jerking.
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1. a mean person who you thought was a good friend but later turns their back on you
2. my terrible dance teacher who pretended to like me then stopped being so nice to me.
jerks like her shouldn't bother other people for crap
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