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n. What you typically find on the driveway or sidewalk after a prolonged rainy period followed by sunshine - earthworms that washed up from the ground during the rain, only to stiffly dehydrate in the sun.
Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - I hate hearing it crunch underfoot.
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A woman's rough nipple after breast feeding for a long period of time.
that girl had some serious jerky nipples.
To nibble or lightly bite at another person's anus skin.
Man it's been a rough week, I could sure go for a relaxing jerky nibbler.
The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat
Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick
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You sneak into your best friends bedroom while the're sleeping. Take their eyeglasses from the nightstand, and WHACK OFF the best load of pancake batter you can offer onto both lenses. Quietly depart.
When they put on their glasses in the morning, they realize they are the victim of the ol' Murky Jerky.
Ferdinand realized right away when he couldnt see the alarm clock that he was the victim of a Murky Jerky.
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Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.
Every time I find a hot new picture I save it to my desktop for jerky treats!
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