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if you live in jersey its just the shore, its only called by the jersey shore by out-of-staters that want to talk trash about it. (and i personally say they should go back to their "beaches")
the shore's the best place to party at, whether its spring break, memorial day weekend, or all summer. known for the bext parties around, craziest guys and girls go down there to party it up.
tan by day, party by night. the nights are spent drinking, playing beer pong, flip cup, keg stands, and smoking up. the morning are spent sobering up & laying on the beach waiting for the next day.
our shore may be dirty sometimes, but thats ok cause were too cool for your rich clean "beaches"
(jersey girl) "yo im going down the shore to get with some hotties"
(girl from another state) "ew the jersey shore? thats disgusting"
(jersey girl) "if it was clean id feel bad throwing beer bottles everywhere"
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a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion
brah 1: hey man how was your night last night?
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried
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Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.
"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."
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The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.
Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"
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a show with a cast of retarded phrat boys and girls who make italians ashamed to be italian
Jersey Shore: Pauly D., Mike"the situation", Snooki, Vinny and others
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a product of the what has become the shittiest corporation in America, MTV, that depicts all the worst qualities of our Society.
guy: Jersey Shore is the opposite of everything i stand for and value.
Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.
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