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Wall Jockeys

Remnants of shit on the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive session of pooping.

Who took a shit? The bowl is fucking littered with wall jockeys.

by thesingleshot May 29, 2009

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slide jockey

A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.

WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!

by gomezathon March 2, 2010


muff jockey

Another name for a lesbian - someone who loves and rides the muff.

Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!

by Haxz May 2, 2019


Plunge Jockey

A so-called straight man that will fuck gay men from behind just to get their end away and relief themselves

Every Thursday night I meet Sarahโ€™s husband in secret. Their sex life has dried up so i relief his blue blues. In and out like a plunge jockey.

by Muckyfingers82 June 20, 2023


rocker jockey

Old person that sits in a rocking chair all day.

Mama, you better get out and get some exercise or people will be calling you a Rocker Jockey

by Tfastlane May 1, 2010


Tube Jockey

A person who controls the You Tube channel when a small group are gathered around one home computer by choosing different songs and videos for the group to watch/listen to.

Hey, you are the best tube jockey I know!
Who is up next-up to tube Jockey?
Let me serve as tube jockey for you guys

by supermangoman September 5, 2009


Coffin Jockey

A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

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