jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

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jog off

British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.

person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!

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Foreskin-jogging

Male masturbation.

Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.

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horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

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light jog

The light jog is a term used by heavy drinking Londoners to describe traveling from one pub to the other. This light jog is most often used if the distance from pub A to pub B is more than a 10 minute walk. Screaming "light jog" is important to alart passing bikers so they can assist in setting the pace for the light jog.

ah feck, that pub is 20 minutes away... "Light jog"

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Cortney Jog

When your in P.E and you don't really feel like running//jogging, so you kinda speed walk. But you gotta put a hop in your step and a bounce in your hop.

You can't Cortney Jog alone.

My bestfriend isn't at school today!.. Now I gotta find more lazy people to Cortney Jog with..

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Jogging Dolly

When having sex Pickup your partner and have her standing with complete weight on your penis then while she is stuck in the air you tell her to run.

Hopefully you ate your Wheaties cause it could break off your dick.

Dude you wont believe this but see that cheerleader? ...No the big one. Yah, dude i gave her a Jogging Dolly. Thats why my dick is really sore. Plus i think she has the Herps dude!