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N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.
"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"
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Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"
a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer
johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach
bach ---> back
"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"
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Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.
Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.
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The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.
Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.
"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.
"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.
"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin
Johan is the definition of sexy.
-Did you see that guy walk past?
-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.
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Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.
Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.
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