Your an MPC/ bot or you act slow
Look at this Johnie over here, dudes acting like a johnie when he drives.
One of the sweetest people known to man kind.
Dang Johnie Mae is the sweetest girl I know
One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."