jo

A nickname (probably dislikes her og name), short, ethereal without trying. You think you know a lot about her but is extremely mysterious. Cold but loves hard when she does. A perfect best friend, always sees the good in people and is very artistic. Probably has a resting bitch face and dislikes boys. Cuss a lot

Joshua- i wanna date jo, she's my ideal type
rose- STFU we're married

jo

(slang mexican/puerto rican) A way to open a sentence or greet another

Jo Mang! Ju want some fah quin hub caps mang

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Jo

Short for Jerk Off.

That dude's a JO. or Yo JO what's up?

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Joed

A term coined in order to refer to someone who folds under pressure and blows it in a competitive event (i.e., golf, poker, etc.).

See also Shitting the Bed.

Tiger really Joed that putt at The Masters.

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jos

(pronounced "jahss") (noun) Jack Off Session. Occurs among two or more males at sleep overs, camp outs, etc., when group sex talk, watching sexy movies, or homoerotic wrestling matches makes one guy horny, and he has to leave the group to find a private place for some quality masturbation. Internet access is usually preferred, but not necessary. If multiple males leave together for a jos, the jos is called a circle jerk.

I got so fuckin' horny talkin' with my buddies about the camp counselor's tits that I had to go to the showers to have a jos.

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Joed

A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces.

The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod.

He was "Joed"
An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"

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pickled Jo-Jo

To give the girl a pickly taste;
to stick your penis in a pickle jar and give the girl a brand new flavor.*

So your mom likes pickled jo-jo's