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Jon

A homophobic jiggaboo

You have jhs
What does that mean?
JON has sweg
Gey

by Jhs jon has sweg January 7, 2014

17πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Lil Jon Jon

Lil Jon Jon is a fat rapper from the planet Gawker and likes to beat indie music artists that are 5 years old and younger, they are all essential to Lil Jon Jon’s happiness.

Radom Guy: You hear the new Lil Jon Jon song
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 28, 2023


Jon

Jon's are the biggest cocky buttholes on earth. And they have the largest inflated heads known to man. Purple tree bunnys hate them so much. Jon's can be referred to as assholes, asswads, dickwads, jerkwads, buttholes etc. their head is inflated with so much gas that they have caused global warming. They seem to be girly boys as well and suck ass at debating with woman. Especially with their best friend whose a girl. Sometimes they're saps which is sweet.

What a jon
Oh man I wish I didn't do a JON again
I have to use the JON

by Purple tree bunny March 23, 2013

31πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Jon

A Project Zomboid player who instead of "figuring it out" or "using google" will ask the nearest person about any issue they have. if no one is around, they will use /all and express a sense of urgency for any/all questions, regardless of actual urgency. Not only do they believe this game is polished, but anyone that hosts a server, is also their source of information when it comes to any errors they get and is also liable to anything that happens to them they didn't want. when when they get these issues from an obvious source. They will ask what happened, and blame the server for allowing it to happen. Furthermore, a Jon will fuck up constantly when it comes to standard gameplay, you can expect your food to be burnt, if the entire kitchen isn't burnt down. Your ammo to be missing, only to find out they went out to level guns, an died in the first mod from a "lag spike".

Wow that player was a real Jon.

This server is full of Jons.

Stop being a Jon.

by No to Jons October 24, 2022


Jon

Any noun in a sentence

I’m going to go grab that jon
Let me go yon that jon

by Jrod12305 January 9, 2019


Jon

Person who's face looks, smells, feels and talks like a fish finger.

It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.

Girl: Your face look so familiar, have I met you before? In the Swan perhaps?
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.

Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.

Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.

by Sconeface June 2, 2013

19πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Jon

A skinny temperamental faggot who hates sports and only plays video games. He is short and skinny like a twig runs like a half retarded 90 year old pigeon.

Wow Jon runs like a Jon.

by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž