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Jonesyed

When someone doesn’t like you but they use you for a lift because it’ll be free

Joanne: we had no money for a taxi so we asked him for a free lift

Amy: oh so you jonesyed him

by ol’ dirty bastard March 14, 2018


Jonesy McAdams

A drink comprised of come, cherry syrup, lime concentrate, and lemon

I ordered a jonesy McAdams last njght

by Kyle Devon Robbinowitz July 31, 2016


Jonesie

A half drank or nearly full beer (most of the time, cheap domestic beer) which was opened and quickly put down and forgotten about by a drunken party goer who has already moved on to crack open another beer (possibly another potential future Jonesie).
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)

When everyone at the party left when the booze ran out, I was able to keep getting drunk off of all of the Jonesies that were left behind.

by cedarcrapids June 27, 2024