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Very short jean shorts, perhaps the most awful leg wear a guy could ever put on.
Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."
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A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday
What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.
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Jort is a kind man who is dutch and blonde, he is very sweet and plays football. Lanky lucas has an obsession with him because he wishes he was him because he is a gay-lord. He stalks jort and tries to get into his pants. Ew...
Oh lekker its Jort westerveld
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A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.
An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate
Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?
Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!
Your average, cool, ankle level jorts.
Now, you all voted for what your average inch of shorts should be. Those are all wrong, 3 inch, 5 inch, 7 inch, 9 inch. The correct answer is ankle level jorts. Cover up, WHORE.