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When you're fucking a guy and you're about to nut he shits on ur dick and after you pull out he begins suckin on ur dick to clean it up and after he's done you grab your skateboard and do a trick.
How did you get so good at skateboard tricks???
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.
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Gey ship name for Samantha and tori. Make sure to NOT stan supercock because if you do you’re retarded. #facts anyway, follow me on instagram @snowsedits but Samantha is pregnant now and I’m pretty sure ian is the father
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The man, the myth, Joris
The man that'll make Britain great again and kill the coronavirus
Person A: BoJo is going to stop the Corona!
Person B: Yeah! Joris Bohnson is great!
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When you open the fridge and get a feeling you want something to be shoved up your asshole and see a cucumber. You shove the cucumber inside you intill all you can see is the tip. Then you pull it out and eat it.
Wow we forgot about dirty jory
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He is the weirdest guy in the whole class, if you smell his breath you will die.
1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
Old Joris had die niet gemist.
Old Joris IS BACK!!
new Joris is shit....
I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
Jory wood please marry me someday
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