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The best most loving person you will ever meet. He would love you and never say otherwise.
Girl: Hey Juan do you wanna go out with me?
Juan:Funny thing I wanted to ask you out a while ago but didn't have the gut.
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A crazy, amazing, beautiful souled creature. Someone who would do anything for the person he loves. A man who would completely change someone's outlook on life. He would show someone how to live and what is important. He makes people feel so special. The Juan, the only. Most breathtaking man known to maaan. I tell you what. <3
I seen this man named Juan who saved my life.
I miss Juan, where'd he go?
Is really gay and has smol pener
Juan: "I'm really gay and like sucking dick"
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A superhero who's main power is shooting cocaine out of his mangina that is made out of gold...
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1. Comparable to butter on toast; defined by discrete (yet immense) warmth.
2. Someone with the brightest of smiles and who always does their best. Curious, funny, stubborn and caring, but mostly very, very silly.
3. One who’s back is constantly sore. So muscles, much manly.
4. Dirty weeb.
“oucH oWie im JUAn aNd me muscLEs hurt fRom workING Out HeLp”
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