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Judas Fry

The hard pointy french fry in a batch that one uses to spear the other fries, much as one would use a utensil.

"Hey man, quit getting your grubby hands all over the fries. Find a Judas Fry and be sanitary."

by Clausen Balls April 20, 2010


Judas's Dick

When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.

Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!

by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 18, 2020


Judas Effect

When a song is bad but you hear it enough times that it starts to grow on you. named after Chris Jerichos AEW entrance song

this shitty song hit me with the Judas Effect now i cant stop listening to it

by Joan Saperstein October 5, 2021


Judas Christian

A Judas Christian is
Some one who has the form of Godlyness,
But they deny the power there of.
2 Timothy 3:5

A Judas Christian

A stage performer, a hypocrite

by Pastor John marco April 21, 2020


Judas Cradle

Literally a torture device used by the catholic church which is a pyramid that the victim was forced to sit on as it slowly violated their rectal orifice.

Figuratively, it is anything that is 1) representative of "the system" or power structure, and 2) considered an annoyance or abuse to an individual or group.

"Tycho" of the the web comic 'Penny Arcade' used this term to describe Windows Vista in one of his news updates.

Some compulsory elements of a bureaucratic system could be considered analogous to a Judas Cradle if they are deemed unfair, unjust, inconvenient, too severe, or unreasonable, such as certain taxes or legal and economic restrictions, depending on your point of view.

by Bob7493 September 17, 2008

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Judas Priest

an exclamation of surprise, dismay, emphasis, etc (a euphemism for Jesus Christ)

Judas priest What happened in there.

by The Return of Light Joker February 6, 2009

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Judas Guilt

When you've done something bad and you feel like you just killed Jesus.

"Ya man i blacked out and i guess i fooled around with that big girl, she asked what i was doing tonight. Fuck."

"I'm sorry man, sounds like you've got judas guilt."

by cannibalcamel November 8, 2011