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A person obsessed with making organic fruit juice to sell at stands near children's schools. He spends hours obsessively manufacturing sweet fruit juices, in order to get the little kids hooked on it, so he can make money to support his religious causes.
How does Jimmy contribute so much to our church? Didn't you hear? He's a Jesus Juicer.
"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".
When someone raises a pot in poker for no reason other than to "juice" up the pot to induce more action.
Rads: I raise five
Hinzo: Wtf was the point of that? Purely huh?
Rads: Purely a juicer
Teddy: I call
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A sex toy or dildo whose head looks like a fruit juicer, and that has a broad base that usually has a handle so you can spin it when it is in the chick's pussy.
I just bought a juicer dildo from the local sex shop, and my girlfriend loves it's rotary action boyee.
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An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite
Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?
Crowd: No. Why?
Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.
Crowd: Sick fuck
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When a chick is trying to give you a Cleveland Steamer but has the Hershey Squirts.
I vomited when that hooker gave me a Cleveland juicer.
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A male homosexual who sucks penises/peen.
Man, Al Jones is such a peen juicer, I bet he always has penis breath!
a device that crushes your nadds.
Hey dude did u get that nadd juicer.