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Reverse Jukebox

A person in whose mouth one puts one's cock to shut said person up. The opposite of a jukebox in which one deposits something in in order to hear something.

from Overheard In New York

You've Been Waiting for an Excuse to Use That One, Haven't You?

NYU girl: I'm not surprised that she has mono. I mean, she's been a slut for a while now. It was bound to catch up with her.
Friend: Yeah, she's a reverse jukebox.
NYU girl: A what?
Friend: You know how you put money into a jukebox and it makes noise? Guys put their dicks in her to make her shut the fuck up.

--NYU Silver Center

by O.I.N. June 7, 2009


Jukebox Boy

Jukebox Boy is the name for LEE HEESEUNG from ENHYPEN, who can guess and sing all songs easily like an automatic musical instrument.

"LEE HEESEUNG IS A JUKEBOX BOY OMG!"

by asazh July 24, 2021


Jukebox Boy

Jukebox Boy is the name for LEE HEESEUNG from ENHYPEN who can guess and sing songs easily like an automatic musical instrument.

"Lee Heeseung is a jukebox boy omg!"

by asazh July 26, 2021


Opium Jukebox

When you do so much opium you start hearing music i your head

John: wtf is an opium jukebox?
Joel: Its when you smoke so much opium you hear music.
John: Cool! totally did that last night bro. And by the way, where crackalackin'

by Rektakel Spektakel August 30, 2017


Tallahassee jukebox

An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.

I put 20$ in the Tallahassee jukebox

by Hans Slick pickle Gruber May 1, 2023


jukebox fever

The affliction where one is confronted by an internet connected jukebox with access to almost every song ever recorded yet being unable to think of any song ever.

"What song you putting on Dai?"
"I dunno Bryn, I've got jukebox fever."

by jcmg March 22, 2020


Don’t Rock the Jukebox

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request?
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Now, I ain't got nothin'
Against rock and roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow
There ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money, baby
Play a song for me

And Don’t Rock the Jukebox
Wanna hear George Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Yeah, don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

by Death Menace July 10, 2023