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Who was the biggest nonce of all time? Was it Jeffrey Epstein? Or Lewis Carol? What about Jimmy Savile? Many intellects debate this subject but to me the answer is coherent. Julius Babatunde.
Julius is a London renowned nonce, more known on the streets of Greater London county than Jack the Ripper ever was. His favourite phrase is “blue is true,” and it’s no mystery why. Blue is the colour of his semen after contracting every STI and STD known to mankind. He even signed up to be a life guard so he could effortlessly pree the year 6’s changing for weekly swimming lessons. He has a secret camera in his dodgy Indian Nike 97’s which he bought from some wack Indian website for bibty b. When Julius doesn’t get his way he either threatens to snake you out to his gyaldem or hold ur little sister captive. It’s no wonder why this deviated pervert has never had a girlfriend. He resembled the pigeons on the streets of London. I used to stomp and he’d fly away but ever since he has reunited with his gyaldem he doesn’t even flinch ffs. Where’s Babatunde got all these confidence from? His face even looks like a damn monkey pigeon. Ever since quarantine, poor Julius hasn’t been able to enjoy his favourite past time. Hiding behind a bush near a primary school trying to convince reception girls that he’s their doctor.
Julius works in KFC I come in everyday and piss on the floor so he can clean it up
Julius likes to simp on year 9 paki girls run
nobody:
julius on vc with his clapped lisp u can hear his tongue flapping: yoooooo
girl 1: ffs my playlist is shit
girl 2: lmao u have a julius playlist it's just got ariana grande songs, michael Jackson and rinsed UK rap songs from 2018 ur wet fam I can't fw u no more sorry
boy: yo b buss me ur snap init
girl: sure xx but first what ends u from
boy: *hesitant* Kensington
girl: EW JULIUS' ENDS DONT CHAT TO ME AGAIN U DUSTY YUTE *BLOCKS*
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Julius is a name for a boy. He has long black hair.He normally hangs out with the cool kids and seems to be like a cool kid. But it’s just a facade. When his friends aren’t around he is normally sad and hates him self. Julius is also really anoying and complains a lot.
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A boy who prefers his friends and not his girl. He has curly hair and continues to cut his hair. He has a small build. He’s freaky and is not cute.
Random girl “oh he’s so annoying,”
Other random girl “oh he’s definitely a Julius”
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New York Knicks PF who signed with them during the 2019 NBA Free Agency market, he is the best Knicks PF of the 21st century.
Julius Randle was an NBA all star in 2021!!!
A huge ape-like creature who possesses an affinity for tenders, nationalisation and singing. The word Julius Malema, however, is used to describe an act of public stupidity that is cause of deep embarrassment.
>Did you see Sally last night, she got drunk and flashed everyone. Dave took a photo and now its all over the internet.
>Oh my God that is so Julius Malema
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Perhaps one of the most misunderstood rulers of the ancient world. As polarizing today as perhaps in ancient times.
Julius Caesar began his early life by fleeing the City of Rome when then Dictator Sulla asked for his death. A compromise was made and Caesar was allowed to return.
His campaigns as a Roman General are some of the greatest triumphs in Military History.
From His conquering of Gaul (modern day France)and Britain to his Consulship along side his rival Pompey Magnus, Caesar was well known and popular with the people of the Republic.
When he was assassinated by the Senate, history was repeating itself as the Roman Senate had already accomplished the same with several other rulers. This in itself may have been the reason the Republic fell and the Roman Empire began.
Julius Caesar was popular among the Roman Plebeians.
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When a popular/powerful individual (often a politician) is betrayed and stabbed to death by a group of colleagues.
After proposing budget cuts to the local branch, Mayor Dick Johnson was Julius Caesar'd by a group of enraged knitting-needle-wielding librarians.
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