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While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaurs into her open asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Pull out quickly and a few of the dinosaurs will flow out like on a waterslide. The others will stay in there for a while eventually landing in another water pool... the toilet.
She gives me ass once a year on my birthday.
So i gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
a really low budget movie, that turns out to be actually very good.
"did you see that new batman movie? it was such a jurassic park"
Bob : Don’t to to Jurassic Park
Joe : you can go because I want you to die!
A traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving Month. This tradition dictates that one consume a turkey leg every day of the month of November until thanksgiving day itself. On Thanksgiving day one should consume all parts of the turkey. Sages differ on whether a turkey leg/day must be consumed from Black Friday until the end of November.
A: “hey bro, you doin’ No-Nut November this year?”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown”
The premier party rock band from The Dallas Fort Worth Texas area. Our playlist of songs stretch from the 50's through today's top 40 songs, covering classic rock, hard rock, soft rock, country, and everything in-between. Our playlist includes favorites from Styx, Boston, Van Halen, Collective Soul, T-Rex, Rolling Stones, Black Crowes, Wilson Pickett, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Seger, Eagles, The Doors, 3 Doors Down, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, the Beatles and many, many more. There is never a dull moment when we hit the stage and we always keep our audience involved.
Jurassic Rock rocked the house again on Friday night.
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When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.
"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."
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When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,
Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again
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