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A MLB pro team. Sports Illstrated said that this team will finish 30th overall in the 2005 season. There is only 30 teams.
Friend: Those royals are the shizze!
Me: No. They suck.
Friend: Wahhh? No way!
Me: Yes.
Friend: Why do they suck? I love 'em!
Me: Name one player on their team!
Friend: Ummmm....ok.
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Usually found on obese women at state fairs. You can usually spot them sucking down a corn dog or funnel cake. The Kansas City Titty is when the lady is soo fat that her breasts (usually bra-less) are sagging down like some large disgusting flapjacks on her fat gut.
That fat chick will never be able to ride on the scrambler, the carnie will not be able to shut the gate because her "Kansas City Titty" will be in the way.
I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.
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Iwas so sick yesterday I had a Kansas City mudslide
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"kansas city hustle" is when somebody delays doing something knowing that someone else will do it instead, BUT at the last second, acts like they were in the process of doing it, ultimately getting out of doing said act.
Baby: WAH!! WAH!!!
Dad: ** glancing at wife out of the corner of his eye**
Mom: ** gets up to get the baby **
Dad: ** starts leaning forward and 'just notices' mom is already getting up to take care of the baby, perfectly executing the kansas city hustle ** "OH...you...you got it then? I was going to, but...if you got it, go ahead..."
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A specail type of oral sex when the blowee's penis is covered with BBQ sauce.
Guy 1: Last night, I got a Kansas City Special!
Guy 2: What kind of BBQ sauce did she use?
Guy 1: Spicy, cuz she is a Jackson County freak!
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As taken from Wikipedia, and which I checked out elsewhere, the first instance of this term is the title of a Jazz song from 1926 by Bennie Moten. Beyond that, it's a term that's only been given real meaning by the movie Lucky Number Slevin, in which it's used to refer to a kind of con game. Specifically a con in which a combination of distraction and subterfuge cause the mark to turn their attention away from the plot which proceeds in the opposite direction. The term itself is weighted with football, gambling, and other innuendo but since it didn't exist as a phrase until that movie was released, you could read that subtext into it or not. At it's simplest, a good head fake in sports is a Kansas City Shuffle. At a more complex level an army massing battalions of tanks on one front to occupy enemy attention and draw them out of fortified positions while in reality a naval attack ensues instead would also be a Kansas City Shuffle. In short, it's a cute name for a kind of misdirection.
"They look right... and you look left." Lucky Number Slevin's simplest definition of a Kansas City Shuffle delivered by Bruce Willis
There is anecdotal evidence that a football play was called a Kansas City Shuffle. (Note: a shuffle is a type of play)
"Your shoelaces are untied" (followed by tweaking the victims nose) "Now that my friend, is the old Kansas City Shuffle."
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Hypocritical barbecue sauce that is more like spicy ketchup. Indeed, it has nothing to do with Kansas City barbecue.
Johnny: Hey, give me some of that Kansas City Masterpiece for my ribs.
Susie: Johnny, you ignorant slut. Don't speak of that blasphemy in Kansas City. My gang'll lynch you.
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