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Kanye West

Jay-Z's golden goose, vibrates at the exact frequency needed for dumb rich white trash to oscillate at their wallet's fundamental frequency and give it all their money. The high pitched noise from all this vibrating and oscillating is extremely annoying to the vast majority of the fauna of planet Earth. This rare bird also exhibits highly visual but ultimately empty rituals, and its chant although not discordant is rather bland and common. Has a symbiotic relationship with a much more eye-pleasing but equally bland species, the Kardashian. It has a dark coat, and particularly dislikes paler birds, that often can sing much better and truer than itself, for example the EL-P.

This summer's Kanye West sure is annoying!
I wish those people feeding the Kanye would just die already...
Hopefully someone will shoot this annoying Kanye West so I can finally get some sleep!

by LittleAlbert February 14, 2015

29๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kanye West

verbally assaulting a girl to the brink of tears, then jizzing in her eyes

My trick was pissing me off, but i was horny so I just gave her a Kanye West

by SWIFTLOVARRRRR November 16, 2009

82๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kanye West

A person who is a douche bag and does not like country music.

Gerald: What are you listening too?
Billy: Taylor Swift man.
Gerald: Awe, country music is shit man.
Billy: Come on man, don't be a Kanye West.

by TayIor Swift September 15, 2009

74๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kanye West

A gay fish who is an expert at fucking up at the VMAs, and as of September 13, 2009, is officially Taylor Swift's bitch after what he did to her. His songs tend to cause bleeding of the ears, diarrhea, and Lou Gehrig's Disease. Most likely seen being walked down the street on all fours on a leash by Taylor Swift, with a muzzle to quiet the bullshit that tends to eminate from his mouth.

Guy 1:"Dude did you listen to that new Kanye West song?"
Guy 2:"Kanye West making a new song? After what happened? Naw, man. That cockstain hasn't made a song since before September 13. That was probably just him gagging on gay fish dong."

by Up_Syndrome September 15, 2009

124๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kanye West

A gay fish.

leila: i luv fish sticks so much!
chelsea: what a kanye west.

by Thuggy b April 14, 2009

109๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kanye West

Kanye West - a grade A fool and douchebag. His ego is larger than life and he gets his hair cut by a lawnmower.

Bob - "do you like fish sticks?"
Kanye West - "I love fishs' dicks."
Bob - "So you're a gay fish?"
Kanye West - "Yea but most people call me a douchebag."

by Sร‡โ˜บโ”ฌโ”ฌ September 16, 2009

104๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kanye West

A gay fish who is an expert at fucking up at the VMAs, and as of September 13, 2009, is officially Taylor Swift's bitch after what he did to her. His songs tend to cause bleeding of the ears, diarrhea, and Lou Gehrig's Disease. Most likely seen being walked down the street on all fours on a leash by Taylor Swift, with a muzzle to quiet the bullshit that tends to eminate from his mouth.

Guy 1:"Dude did you listen to that new Kanye West song?"
Guy 2:"Kanye West making a new song? After what happened? Naw, man. That cockstain hasn't made a song since before September 13. That was probably just him gagging on gay fish dong."

by Up_Syndrome September 15, 2009

76๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž