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A Karla is a living person most likely to be a girl. She´s a vegaterien, communist and also pretty gay what has come to be her only personal trait. Often a Karla is a very musical person how plays more then one instrument, but she can´t really sing.
Many Karlas are suffering from a nicotine/drug/alcohol addiction ´cause thats the way they handle with pain and rejection. Many people would say she´s cold when she just don´t gives a fuck that ur mother wont make u food and u r to lazy to stand up and do it urself.
if u r searching for a Karla u can find her on a rooftop or in lost places where she does ere satanic rituals.
u could say a Karla is like an Vampire. She sleeps at day and is awake in the night. If she isn´t doing satanic rituals she is skating and trying to look cool with her baggie clothes while she just looks like an homeless man. Good luck for her she is only out at midnight. There r many things I could tell alot about a Karla like that she has mommy issus, many mental health issus and a hard time to accept her body that´s formed like a stick but at the end we all know a karla even if her Name isn´t Karla she is still there and probably is smoking right now and u would do her a favour if u told her how much u love her and how much u appreciat she is in ur live :)
Maybe this was written by a Karla but u will never know uwu
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Karla is a definition of litteral shrek. She's so big and tall, if she was green it would be perfect. She likes to scream alot, to make everyones ears bleed. Also loves dildos.
person: hi
Karla:*screams and makes the person go deaf instantly*
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Whore, whore, whore...loud. Doesn't have any friends... besides whores. Obviously doesn't take a shower because of her greasy hair. Annoying. And her boobs are probably about to explode any day!!!!
You get the point.
She is everything everyone doesn't wanna be.
She is a fucking whore period.
Me: Karla whens the last time you took a shower? Your hair is really greasy!
Karla: Uh....Uh.....Uh.....................Last week?
Me: Thats gross. What did you do today?
Karla: Went to my boyfriends so we could fuck
Me: Thats even grosser.
Karla: I know(: because im a whore.
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The biggest dumb-ass snitch the world has to offer.
Hey look its Karla!
Shoot her in the head, Please!
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A girl who seems sweet and loving but is truly the definition of evil . Sex is her definition of love and takes many pictures of her southern region. Even though often married and has multiple kids she still has no clue how wrong it is to send pictures of her baby hole to any stranger on the web. She can stop feelings of love with the flick of a switch. This is one scary female.
Damn you got karla'd hard bro!
When your pills came up missing you knew know Karla got you....
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One of the WORST person you can ever meet. She might seem nice at first but in her head she hates everyone and everything. She doesn't care about anyone but her self. Most of the times someone named Karla is popular and some guys like her, but she is a cheater. Poor guys that fall in love with her. HONESTLY she is the worst
Martin: I like her!
Alex: Who! Don't tell me it's Karla.
Martin: Yeah, why?
Alex: She is messed up!
Martin: But she's pretty!
Alex: Yeah but she's a bitch, Melissa is WAY better that her!
Martin: Mhhm, your right!
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A Karla's face often resembles that of a Donkey! Not very good in bed , and certainly not a very giving lover!!!! But even in spite of those two known factors they usually make ok friends.. But dont count on a karla when you are in a jam!
Hey Karla... Why did he call u ugly????
(karla answers) Hehaw hehaw hehawalways calls me that!
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