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Kissing while cheating on someone
Keating: The description says it all.
Often referred to as king of the downeys. Jeff has a 5 hole the size of Texas and a double that’s twice as big. Stand back if you see this man without tard wranglers he may be dangerous.
Man that guy is such a Jeffrey Keating
Haha you’re right fuck that guy
an amazingly awesome person who is so amazing amazing
wow dude! isnt @mike keating so cool
When you put a wad of chewing tobacco in your mouth and turn out the lights. When your girl is going down on you, you pull the chew out of your mouth and put it between your middle and index finger in a hook shape and put the hook shaped fingers into her mouth, thereby having the chewing tobacco go in her mouth and you hooked her like a fishing jib. The chewing tobacco is essentially bait at this point.
“Man last night Darqueesha was giving me some but used teeth that bitch wanna use teeth I Keates Jibbed her now she’s my little toaster strudel.”
Meme lord, cool guy, smart af, knows his math, his add math, ADD MATH, he drives a motorcycle, he’s so nice, he likes Disney movies (bolt and Tarzan), he likes lip balm, he wears glasses, he knows triangles.
Mr Tan Eng Keat is my dream boat