a type of plant that happens to have the name justin.
Girl: Whats the longest kelp you know?
Boy: Justin.
Word that means “kill for help” in desperate times but under normal circumstances “help”
Come kelp me please idk how to parallel park
(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.
Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)
this is something you should not do
Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp
Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods