a type of plant that happens to have the name justin.
Girl: Whats the longest kelp you know?
Boy: Justin.
It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.
1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up
Word that means “kill for help” in desperate times but under normal circumstances “help”
Come kelp me please idk how to parallel park
when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.
He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground
this is something you should not do
Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp
Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods