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Kelvin Martin

The real "50 cent" was a guy who didn't care what he did. he was feared by many people. stole from many people. but was gunned down supposebly buy a guy named "wayne perry". months ago the punk ass, fake ass, pussy ass, bitch ass, wannabe gangsta ass, dick in da ass muthafucka 50 cent finally paid for his head stone.

(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Who am I gonna rob, kill, or beat the shit outta. today i know I'll take out that punk bitch who stole my name.
(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Hey!!! u da bitch who stole my name imma fuckin kill u
(50 cent the bitch rapper.) naw man i didn't take your name ( pushing buttons and whispering in phone.) police this is curtis jackson i need help this guy gon kill help arrest him do sumthin.
(Sirens, police) kelvin martin your coming with me your doing life.
(rapper 50) ha ha ha thats what u get for messin with a snitch. ha ha nigga i told u nigga.
(the real 50 cent) fuck you (shooting and hitting people.)
(rapper 50 Crying ) aw man u killed the cops man
(the real 50 pissed) yea and now its your turn bitch. (gun shot) punk.

by Joker 14 September 2, 2006

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kelvin coleman

A very cute,smart, and talented guy who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with but most of the time he is in a relationship so girls call him a great catch and try to make him come to them; seeing to how he doesn't cheat on his girl guys tend 2 call him a "simp"

Kelvin Coleman is such a great guy.

by lilSHOWTIME3 October 24, 2009

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kelvin Benjamin

a very competitive sexy beast known for their athleticism

a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)

That player is a good example of kelvin benjamin

a very agile player

by DabislifeC1N October 18, 2016


Kelvin Cato

A badass nba player who played for the houston rockets. Mentioned in houston rapper Z-ro’s song β€˜mo city Don freestyle’

I be stacking up chips, like Lego
Dark on a punk, just like Kelvin Cato
Houston to the Rocket, a fo'-peat like comets
I don't give a fuck, good punch a bitch nigga, make him vomit

by Reaflee January 27, 2022


kelvin tucker

A real nigga from the 1800 block that will kill your hole family

One time there was this boy name kelvin tucker and this crowd kept on messing with his then one day he killed everyone in the crowd sister brother and morher

by Kelvin tucker June 19, 2017


kelvin miranda

someone who has a small cock

Kelvin Miranda has a small penis

by datcrackhead68421 June 11, 2020


Kelvin status

When you have been deleted and blocked from contacting someone on Facebook~Twitter~myspace and all other social networking sites, when your text messages are blocked, your calls are not answered or returned, you have been deleted from their contacts, their job screens all your phone calls and every time you call they are "unavailable", and/or there is a restraining order out against you.

Therese-β€œAre you still seeing that guy that you met last week at the club?”

Maria-β€œHell to the naw gurl; AND he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. It is a hot mess!!! I finally had to put his a** on Kelvin status.”

Therese-β€œOoh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on Kelvin status!!!”

by QueenBeeMiMi May 26, 2010

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