kettle shitter

an aquired art which one must learn, when you squat over a kettle and excrete as much as you can in the ketle. then once you have done this you then boil it so that the shit then evaporates in to the walls of the room that you did it in.

ah man last night i totally saw the kettle shitter in our laundry room.....

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Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.

Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!

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car kettle

Slang term for a male who is of homosexual orientation. Its origins lie somewhere in the darkest regions of deepest Norfolk. Follows the same etymology as arse twister

"That twat's a right car kettle"

kettle of fish

An expression that means 'That's a whole 'nother subject.'

We were going to talk politics, but that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish!

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Settle the Kettle

To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.

Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."

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Kettle Class

Derivative and derogatory of "Ma and Pa Kettle".

Can be used to refer to all of Coach/Economy Class on a plane but usually used to highlight those passengers on an flight who, through their behavior, make it very apparent that they aren't familiar with how to get around at the airport, get through security or get on a plane without delaying or inconveniencing everyone else.
Typically they are from flyover country.

"We left 30 minutes late because there were a bunch of people back in Kettle Class who couldn't figure out how to get in their seats"

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pot kettle

Shorter version of pot calling the kettle black.

HE. I don't like otters any more , they have rough facial hair.
BB. Pot kettle

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