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Someone who might have an STD from giving anal
"Brice is such a Kev Kitten, he got butt herpes at the party last sunday."
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Kev hammer is a reference to a massive cock
Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow
Girl 2: 😍
A points system divised by New Zealand celeb' Kevin C. Smith, a measure of coolness or respect if you may. Kev points are rewarded for many a thing most commonly for when they do something good, nice for him or using english sayings without thinking about it (e.g saying football instead of soccer). Kev Points can be exchanged for beer, lifts around town and of course sexual favours. Be warned though Kev Points can also be deducted and people with negative Kev Points are often spat on, punched or mocked by their friends.
Amber: "awww shit, im on -3 Kev Points coz i didn't give him that ice-cream he wanted"
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The name of perfection. A bearded wonder
Look at that gorgeous bearded man over there, it must be Kev Adcock
Used when somebody tells a really boring and/or pointless story, or a terrible joke. It's a sarcastic response originating from the Matt Edmondson show on BBC Radio 1.
Person 1: ...and that's how I found out I had more knives than forks.
Person 2: cheers kev.
excited.
After the catch phrase of Australian entrepeneur Kevin "Big Kev" McQuay who would wear massive lairy shirts (to fit his massive frame), most often one that was styled on the Australian flag. He would advertise his 100% Australian made and owned cleaning products by saying "I'M EXCITED!!!!"
After losing a lot of weight, and after resigning from his flailing business, Big Kev died of a heart attack in 2005.
When Jono heard his mates talking about the latest Jessica Alba film, he got a little bit Big Kev.
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When you share an article and debate the contents in it with someone but you only read the title.
Hey man! Check this article out (Trump and Biden caught having intercourse) I knew they were gay and hiding it. This is 100 percent true. (Didn’t even click the link). “Did you even read the link? It said it was a joke.” That’s the Kev special