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A dog with a very large pair of balls
Kevin over there has the biggest willy.
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To cool to be in the description.
oh my god ur such a Kevin
noice
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When you think of a Kevin, chances are there are a lot of positive thoughts that envelop your mind. He's funny, he's relaxed, he's the guy that you would call when you are bored and in need of a laugh. Chances are though that relaxed attitude and mentality lead to his more questionable qualities. Kevins can be quite clueless, and daft at times because their mindset and attitude of going with the flow often result in them making impulsive decisions that hurt themselves and others around them. Kevin quite literally speaking is a child. They are wholesome, happy, and generally a positive soul that finds the small things in life enough to satisfy their needs. Kevin's childlike innocence ends up being both his best qualities as a partner and friend because he helps you enjoy and see the small things in life but at the same time leads you to become exasperated with his immaturity. Physically speaking they are buff hunks that have hazelnut brown eyes and dimples that always melt the heart of girls around him but end up freezing them after they smell his breath. You should always have a kevin in your life, for the raw life and energy that they bring to any atmosphere. Beware if your the opposite gender though as Kevins can become quite lackadaisical in terms of romantic boundaries.
Don't be a Kevin, Lexi relax your feelings and go with the flow.
Kevin YOUR BEING A KEVIN. CHILL YOUR BEANS
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A guy whose name has nothing to do with penises
What is up with these penis definitions for kevin?
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hottest guy on earth. all the girls want him. very SEXY!!! lets make out with kevin. i love kevin. why is kevin so perfect and handsome.
omg i wish im kevins girlfriend!!!!
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A Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making. Remember the kid in your class who would constantly get in trouble for really dumb things? He was probably a Kevin. Family members, friends, coworkers, and classmates can all become Kevins.
Goddamnit Kevin!
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