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People who instead of doing something (proactive) about what they perceive to be an issue, whine posting passive-agressive shit and long boring texts with faulty logic all over the internet.
They usually live with their mother seeking the affection of the only being that likes them.
In academia they usually are the one annoying nerd that nobody likes who usually whines in the uni's subreddit about most professors not being strict enough.
- Did you read the last rant from our favourite overgrown fetus?
- No what was it about?
- He's just unhappy that everyone got an extention to the semester project without a grade reduction.
- What a guy, he should mind his own bussiness, no wonder why his girlfriend is still attached to his body.
Hasn't he learned yet to do shit instead of practising that keyboard activist crap?
When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.
Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!
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First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.
Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?
a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.
you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.
Someone who on an instant messaging service will mess with you and act all tough but in real life, he is a shy little boy who doesnt want to fight with anyone
Luke:John was dissin' me on MSN two nights ago but last night he didnt say a word to me.
Grant:Yeah. What a keyboard gangsta.
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The small joystick/pointing stick available as a mouse/trackpad alternative pointing device on many laptop computers.
Using the keyboard clit, I quickly dragged the pointer to the close box.
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People you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, Facebook, and the like... who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard.
These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.
They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)
The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.
- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha fag bitch go die u stupit azz ho... u realy r dum u kno dat? I;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1
Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1