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Khaki Muncher

A person's ass that is so large that it appears to be eating the khakis they're wearing.

"Did you see Patty's outfit today?"
"Yeah, I feel bad for her pants, she's a real khaki muncher!"

by Agrimony September 28, 2011

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Khaki Shorts

A type of sandwich eaten to relieve itching in the privates.

Dude, I swam in acid and I had to digest my khaki shorts in time to save the day.

by Shniz March 10, 2015

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Khaki dick

when someone sagging tightens the belt they are wearing to the point where the front of the belt sticks out in front of the crotch, appearing to be a prosthetic penis, which then is reffered to as a khaki dick

"rudy was so skinny, when tightening his belt he formed a khaki dick"

by extremesupreme August 16, 2011

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khaki-monster

A person who is obsessed with khakis. Will avoid jeans at all costs, unless forced to wear them. Due to the nature of khakis, a khaki-monster will often wear sweaters, particularly the argyle variety.

Connor wears khakis all the time. He is such a khaki-monster.

by toytun December 29, 2010

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khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

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Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter

Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.

by Alan Lights January 8, 2023


Red & Khaki Hell

A nickname among some ex-employees of the Target corporation for said corporation and it's growing number of stores. Despite our hatred, we still prefer it to Walmart.

I spent three years of my life in Red & Khaki Hell.

by Ride the Bomb January 24, 2004

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