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A middle eastern DJ of Palestinian descent.One of the fat members of Terror Squad, He is also Fat Joe's bitch. whatever DJ Khaled does, Fat Joe is always trying to take his spot infront of the camera.He is also known for barely saying anything in his songs, such as "We takin over".
He is also known for saying only "Lissteeeennn" in his songs.
Dude 1: Yo man you check out dat nigga DJ khaled in "we takin over".
Dude 2: He aint Black dipshit he middle eastern.
Dude 1: Daaayum! didnt know he was a terrorist!
Dude 2:*Sigh* Your a fucking dumbass.
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Funny dude that has good jokes, but not good music.
Retard:Bro you heard DJ Khaled new song? He makes the best music of all time!
Me:*Drinks bleach*
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He is a Khaled fucking salad also known as malalas bro yo!!!
"Hey Khaled!! I only know you because of yo sis Malala"
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A gay baby that cries over anything and is horribly annoying and retarded he is mentally diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder
Guy 1: "Stop being like Khaled Jamal"
Guy 2: "Ok"
KJ (kindergarten baby): "AHAHAHAH IM KHALED ASHHASAJHDSAJOHFGBUSEOI"
The type of guy to put his name on top of the presentation just because he shifted the keys off of the computer. Mr DJ Khaled, a guy shouting "Weight Watchers" for the past decade even though I bet he must have not lost even 5 pounds since then, resides in one of the most expensive sprawling estates in Miami, has made his earning by combining two or more people on a track, make em sing songs and then Mr Khaled continues to make money/leeches off of the artist's talent. He does not have any talent whatsoever rather than shouting his name on records which he himself has not put any effort ,talent since he is incapable of that. He says his music is 'THE BEST' even though it sounds worse than lil pump, He literally has a company named 'WE THE BEST MUSIC", more like we the WE THE TITS MUSIC. The guy has TITS bigger than a whale's cunt. The guy's ego is bigger than the person who found the solution for breast enlargement. He is so cringe that if there was a cringe-meter besides Titty khaled, the meter would blow up more than the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Even though his music is more mediocre than my academics, the guy has the audacity to sue billboard since his mediocre album was #2 rather than #1. He literally thought his album was better than Billie Eillish's. And..... that's it folks. OH, he also dances like a bull frog.
RICK:WHY SHOULD I PUT YO NAME IN MA PRESENTATION?
DJ KHALED: HEY, I AM THE ARAB OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, MAKE MONEY OF THEM BLACKS.
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The man who runs snapchat with his stupidity. You may know him because of the gay piece of shits' voice in the back of every black song screaming "DEEEEE JAAAAAY KHALED", or "WEEEE DA BESTT". He eats a lot, makes shit music, and is fat.
A: Yo what're you saying for tonight g?
B: Nothing fam swing by and ill give you a sloppy ass blowjob
A: WTF chill you DJ khaled
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Slang for shortest motherfucker around(even shorter than a dwarf)
P1:Hey look this guy is short, he is 8cm tall
P2:Yes but still taller than Khaled Mostafa
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