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When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says
Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"
Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"
Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."
Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."
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being nice to your sister (preferably one close to your age) in hope of hooking-up with one of her friends
joe-"why are you being so nice to your sister?"
bob-"oh, i am sister ass kissing"
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Is a day to grab a girl ass and kiss her doesn’t matter if you have a (GIRL OR BOY FRIEND
walk up to a girl or boy and grab they ass and kiss them mostly a girl on National kiss & grab ass day
When someone thinks they can have a good day.
You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.
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when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.
urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
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An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.
I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?
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When somebody puts their eye as close to your ass as they can and you fart into it.
Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!
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