ghetto kite

Airborne plastic bag, usually in an urban setting.

Peter Griffin is recording footage of his son riding his first tricycle when he is distracted by a ghetto kite and muses on its beauty; God then shouts at him that "It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?"

kite kook

A kiteboarder that needs his kite at 12 to feel a man. Or a woman kiteboarder that doesnt have a straight boyfriend.

omg look at that cloud merchant, what a kite kook

gay as a kite

Someone who is gay, hasn't come out yet, but everyone can see that they're gay.

-Do you think David is gay?
-Yeah, he's as gay as a kite!

Tom Kite

The Tom Kite, or 'TK', is a variant of the Jägerbomb named after the celebrated golfer of the same name. The drink comprises two shots of vodka and Red Bull poured into a glass, followed by a shot of Jägermeister dropped into the mixture. The TK must then be chugged, not sipped.

Tell Mom I love her, Tom Kite just arrived. Shit just got real.

TK is in my veins! He's in my veins!

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High as a kite

Phrase meaning your high as hell.

Man im high as a kite.

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Whore Kite

A person who floats around from man to man or woman to woman being whorey.

Tiffany is such a whore kite. Last week she was dating John and this week she's with Bob.

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High as a kite

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.

You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.

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