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This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.
In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!
A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!
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The act of intercepting an incoming headbutt with one of your own. Not a particularly wise course of action unless one has an exceptionally tough skull, or your opponent was foolish enough to headbutt someone wearing a helmet.
I saw Frank and Scooter fighting behind the gas station. Frank grabbed him and went for a headbutt, but Scooter reared back and turned it into a Klingon mind meld!
When you clean your plate at Captain D's and they give you a sucker.
Cory executed the Klingon Bird of Prey on New Year's Eve.
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Expression used as a warning by person 1 when someone known mutually to 1 and 2, whom 2 does not wish to meet, comes into view. Don't Look Now, but ..., From a more literal usage in the original series of Star Trek.
Joe: I don't want to meet the Wirrals tonight, okay?
Mike (looking over Joe's shoulder): Umm ... Klingons on the starboard bow.
Joe: They're HERE?! Get me out of here.
Mike: Right this way ...,
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A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.
They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey
Loud and violent vomiting. The act of disgorging the contents of one's stomach in a manner befitting a warrior. The barbaric yawp of the technicolor yawn.
I don't know what he ate at that food cart, but he's been performing a Klingon opera for the past ten minutes.
This is when a piece of plastic flying through the air covers a motorcyclists bike and face when it falls towards the road
Today I got Klingoned by a giant piece of plastic on the freeway it almost took my head off